(Source: ohmyitspie)
do not kiss boys bc surely they absolutely all have diseases and your throat will mysteriously begin to hurt just like why make tha tmistake why do tha tto yourself WHY KISS BOYS EVER
(Source: lahearted)
Reduce cellulite. Be gone dry skin. Vanish unwanted facial hair. Diminish stretch marks. Fade age spots. Eliminate feminine odor. Lose weight. Dissolve belly fat. Erase wrinkles.
I think someone wants me to disappear.
(Source: furociousfemme)